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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

the economy.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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