what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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