Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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