Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

womans rights...

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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