- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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