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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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