Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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