A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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