a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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