- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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