- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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