Where's my tractor?

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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