How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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