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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the car do? CRASH!

womens rights.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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