- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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