- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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