- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Women's rights.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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