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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Dead girls can't say no.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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