What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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