- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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