- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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