- Anti Joke

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.