- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Racial equality.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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