- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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