- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

whats black and strange a paki

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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