Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

i hate non minorities!

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...