Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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