- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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