- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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