- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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