A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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