- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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