- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

An epileptic man attends a rave.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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