- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

knock knock who's there ?

Gus's mom

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

roses are red violets should be purple

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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