- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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