What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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