A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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