like this if you think what ever you want to..

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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