how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Jovan

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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