How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

a chinese man pays the full price

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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