You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

A man died.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

How about that airline food?

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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