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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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