- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

A baby seal walks into a club.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

just in time?

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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