- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

2 + 2 = 4

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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