How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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I like the color potato.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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