My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

a person who will soon die of beeties

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

A person from Singapore eats

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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