- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

human centipede

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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