- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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