- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Small Penis.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

A muslim paints Mohammed

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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