What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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